dude my grandmas the shit. she has a sixth grade education and got hit by a car when she was 18. she cant smell.
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
He stopped replying so I told him I got tested and it came back positive for chlamydia to see if he replied. His phone magically works again!
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
I forgot to pack a bra for work today...you would not believe the extremes i've had to go through in order to keep these nips from my coworkers
Look. When I let you cum on my tits don't fuck it all up by going "SKEET SKEET SKEET" it just pisses me off.
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
How do you know i dont look like i got attacked by a weedwacker on bath salts?
He's eating a sriracha ravioli sandwich. How do you think the night is going?
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
So. Much. Porn.
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