help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
it was like fucking the hulk in a smartcar
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
So, I had a dream last night that girls approached guys at the bar and said things like "i would like to pleasure you tonight." No drink buying, no sweet talking or ANYTHING.....it. was. awesome.
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
I'm in the Wal Mart stall where we found out you weren't pregnant. This is where I'm going to propose to you. I feel like that would be the most romantic
Well... this vagina won't eat itself
I just puked in my non fat yogurt... But it's non fat in hopes that someone wants to eat my vagina
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
They don't even know who I am but they just woke me up with maracas and invited my boobs to a kegger
I love how you sexted me before you told me happy birthday. Thank you.
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
A dude I dated in high school just put a status about National Coming Out day. I checked his relationship status. He is dating a dude. Hello, Friday.
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