Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
My gyno actually laughed when I told her about his penis size.
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
These margaritas aren't just going to regret themselves.
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
Just warning you now f you do not get intoxicated with me in front of the family on thanksgiving we are not related.
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
Everything is covered in gelatin and pam cooking spray. Jesus be a shield.
Just got done being naked and Mooning the cops. I'm still alive. Let's drink.
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