i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
I told her at least we still had each other. That's when she started crying.
Have you ever noticed how boring internet porn is after you cum? I can't shut my computer fast enough.
We lit firecrackers from NYE in the fireplace and he was so passed out that he slept through it.
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
Whoever invented the gimlet should be given a medal and then shot
I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
Are you good with a knife? I need someone to perform amateur surgery.
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
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