if you like me you must not know who I am
I can't believe you let me try to pierce your nipple with a dart last night
remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
last night i was so high that when a homeless person asked me for a dollar, i responded: dolla dolla bill ya'll.
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Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
you said grace in the diner. 5am, drunk, grace. you thanked the man w the mushroom cut for the wonderful supply of screwdrivers
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
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You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
I donkey kicked that mother fucker. Never stood a chance.
It was a door. A completely inanimate object, of course it didn't stand a chance you idiot.
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
The lady at the front desk wished you a happy hangover.
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
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