oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL
I can't wait til my little brother reaches the point where puking doesn't mean we stop drinking
I can't wait until next week, when I find out what drunk me added to the Netflix queue.
Is it just me or did a policeman park your car last night?
They let me keep the giant cocktail glass because I threw up in it. And made out with the bartender. Europeans are so generous. I'm getting it engraved
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
I really need to create fewer "the time I was on drugs" stories for my future memoir, "my first year in San Francisco".
good luck with that
I've replaced you with thin mints and masturbation
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
You know you're an upperclassmen when you go to a party with no makeup, wet hair, weed socks, and no shoes, take a shot ski, then leave
I'm drunk and don't know where I am. There's a giant metal penguin if that helps.
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