just bought miller high life, hungry man dinners, and a bottle of lube. you win life, you win.
The first sip always goes straight to my vagina.
only you would photoshop your dick
there is way too much butter on my body for this to be okay
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The taxi driver was cool until you left. He then started blasting enya and telling me I look like I need another line.
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
Besides. I seriously had a dream that George W Bush came over and slapped some tabs down on my kitchen counter and said "let's get juiced.". It was a sign to not get too fucked up
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Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
You were greeting everyone with " Hi I'm Jess show me your dick" whether they were dudes or not.
You fucked that MILF against my car!
How would you know?
She scratched her name into my window with her bigass wedding ring. btw she wants you to call her
We can only continue to use the "oh what's the difference between circumcised and uncircumcised" for a few more months before people will see through our lies
my personal favorite... An "I'm sorry you broke your finger and cant play sports for awhile" blowjob!
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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