Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
i went to a real vip club. the bathroom attendant was wiping down counters after girls wearing gucci did lines of coke on them. where did MY life go wrong
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
The freshman sure do fuck up the whataburger line at 2am
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i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
His mom always writes on my facebook right after we have sex. it's like she knows. with her scary mom psychic powers
It's like the god of all feather dusters, but for your vagina
It really is the softest mustache
Things I learned last night: 1. Bacardi 151 is a one-way ticket to the toilet, 2. It is possible for a human being to turn into Mount Vesuvius
Also, I've found a new way to get drunk at work for free. Everytime I make a bushwhacker and there's extra... I put it in a cup. Its the Never ending drink.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
I know it must have been a hard break up. Are you okay?
Oh yeah, I'm fine dude. My vaginas heart is broken though. I feel bad for her, you should give her a call sometime.
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
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