I'm pretty sure the new "vibrating mascara" is just a disguised dildo for those of us who are too ashamed to purchase a real one.
Well, at least their eye lashes will look good while they masturbate shamefully.
One little Beyonce reference and he turns on me faster than liberals on Jon Mackey
I just found out why they dont make table-dance tables out of glass.
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
If my bosses could see, smell or hear me right now they would understand why its a horrible idea to keep the office open sundays
i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
After a certain point, you just want to make it work. Prove to yourself that you're smarter than the vibrator.
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
Hey, before I head out, whats your policy on casual drug use and one night stands?
excused from jury duty. THAT hungover...
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