Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
apparently i traded the tiffany necklace my mom bought me for 2 shots and next in line for beer pong at the frat.
I don't think he's ever woke up with a paraplegic stripper sitting on his face before.
I was in holding with a guy that got a DUI on a hover round. He was so nice. We're hanging out tonight.
My neighbor Chris is here. I am warning you, he is wearing a kilt I just saw his balls. Be incredibly careful that you don't see what I did.
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
I Have a huge scrape on my knee and I need a better excuse than dry humping on a park bench...
Let's stay in this weekend and play drinking games to the Winter Olympics.
As long as we can drink anytime we see a stray dog, mafia looking Russian or double toilet.
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
It's like all the guys I keep around if I wanna have sex with all got mad at the same time. I guess I'll get out my vibrator again.
Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
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