Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
today i did the best job ever shaving. like my vagina is PERFECT. plus i straightened my hair for a good hour. if i don't get ass tonight, i'm killing a baby.
she kept checking the clock when she was giving me head and at midnight she said she had to stop because she cant eat meat on fridays is that bitch serious
So that'd what fifty dollars of chicken at 7/11 looks like. Made it to work on time. Puked twice. BOOM.
We lost you in the mall, but to no surprise we found you waiting in line to sit on santas lap. You said you wanted to ask him for a pound of weed and a subway giftcard for xmas.
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with someone crawling around my carpet for 3 hours trying to pick up spilled coke...
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with ME crawling around your carpet for 3 hours trying to save my investment.
He keeps asking the karaoke guy to play let it go from frozen so he can sing it in a falsetto
I don't know man, I woke up and shes here acting like she knows me, wearing my clothes, and scrambling eggs in my kitchen. I don't know her.
You were drinking with me last night, I warned you.
I was gonna turn him down, but he correctly identified a song from Pocahontas.
You kept hiding under tables and grabbing people's legs and shouting SHARK ATTACK.
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
You were dancing to the Bee Gees, at 3am, with a piece of ham on your head. Moral of the story, You can't drink.
FINE. BE CELIBATE AND ACCUMULATE CATS. SEE IF I CARE.
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