Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
So stoned I forgot I was masturbating and went to go get a cookie.
About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
Biggest lesson I have learned in college: Drink if you are happy. Drink more if you aren't.
I'm hoping you can explain why I woke up with what I believe is pumpkin pie all over my body
I told my dad that bagels were the equilelent of angels kisses and if he bought me one i would do a split
I swear there's a gravitational pull from your vagina to large groups of men in uniform.
he texted me at 3am asking for "one of my famous blowjobs"
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
Excuse me while I gouge out my eyes.
In which case my work here is done.
Will u make me a "6 month anniversary of being single" cake??? I wanna celebrate
He corrected my spelling during sexting.
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
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