I need help removing her.
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
I woke up at 5 this morning face down on my bed with gummy bears stuffed in my leggings. Yeah.
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
Not going outside. I may melt into a puddle of wine
Haha you were definitely messed up. Let me know if you need anything
Could really use a time machine and a higher self esteem, in that order
Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
Last time i cooked this high i tried to makw bacon amd then burned myselfbon the grill, only to realize 25min latwr when the bacon wouldnt cook that the grill wasn't on. I IMAGINED the burn.
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