That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
The EMTs said they would give me as many blankets as I wanted if I didn't pee in the ambulance. They even turned on the sirens.
They just caught the deck on fire and I ran out with cups off the beer pong table filled with water from the toilet. It was the closest water source.
I know. I need to get a vagina tranquilizer.
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Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
Does anyone know why "math wizard" is written on my arm?
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
I think I collapsed a disk in my spine when I drunkenly lifted that fat girl on my shoulders to chicken fight at the pool.
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
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at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
I am more than mildly offended he didn't screenshot the snapchat of my boobs.
I learned the hard way a garbage bag will not save you when jumping from a tree at 2am
im on a boat
How did you get this number?
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
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