I just saw a woman parallel park a horse. Awesome. Only in New York..
You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
Whatever. We're stealing a penguin. Your not allowed near him... You did this to yourself.
I'm not sure what happened last night, but I have someone stored in my phone as 'Aftershock'
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buying my parents vodka for Christmas is like buying a normal person socks.
I don't know how I'm boarding the plane tomorrow. I have my car registration.
I saw he had me in his phone as "the fat twin"
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
Why is everyone else growing up when I'm just crying, eating, and having pregnancy scares?
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THERE IS A WINE CUBE IN MY ASS THIS IS NOT GOING AS PLANNED
I didn't even realize I grinded on a security guard last night. Shit. Did he at least like it?
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
Overheard a drunk girl talk about how when she's drunk she believes in more than one God
Remind me to tell you the story of the fuzzy condom
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
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