I had a bacon mcgriddle for the first time today. It was like eating a baby angel.
You were hopping up and down because you wanted only his strongest sperms to make it to the egg.
Darwin at his finest.
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
When was the last time you wore pants?
Time is relative.
And pants are optional.
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
Fucking adderall I just talked at the security guard for 90 minutes
I just met a stripper in the light of day who I ate a candy bikini off her body. This is how my weekend is going.
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
Ate 5 hotdogs today. You need to get me back on my tequila diet cause this shit has to stop!
Okay everything with a penis is officially dead in my eyes
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