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An ex-gang member just asked me out on a date via note. And spelled dinner wrong. Win?
i literally forgot his name and just started calling him "waffles"
you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
Whoever decided putting Tom Seizmore and Heidi Fleiss together in rehab should win some kind of award.
I'm sweating while I eat mac and cheese. That fat.
lit a joint with my parents wedding matches today, this is what happens when you're out of lighter fluid. didnt even feel guilty.
I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
It's like those toothpaste commercials where 4 out of 5 dentists would recommend your vagina
when i woke up with 300+ messages I didn't except them to be about coyotes and burning shoes.
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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