Bring mistletoe to the strip club, and they feel obligated. they dont even charge you
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
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okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
Dude she gave you head while I was in the closet, we've passed the "awkward" phase.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
Because I'm a hot mess throwing up in the litter box
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
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He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
Speaking of lightening speed, he ate me out while I was watching The Flash. If that's not winning at life idk what is
You can't be mad... I'm letting you jerk off in my parents shower
The first time he ever tried to hold my hand, I moon walked away.
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
FIVE TIMES AND I HAVENT GOTTEN OFF ONCE
literally yelled NOOOO right before he finished .. yelled “five times and I still haven’t gotten off” when he was still inside me ..
Said “don’t worry I’ll get myself off tomorrow” to top it all off
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