do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
they need to just BURY HIM!
I told her the white crusty stuff on my boxers was frosting not cum. She seemed MORE grossed out then
My co-worker just asked me if i colored my hair. Time to take a shower.
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you'll be glad to know I got kicked off the microphone at a bar in Breckenridge last night thanks to my country rendition of all star
Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
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No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
these people use weed stems as birthday cake candles. I'm never coming home
He had all the grace of a fucking hippo and the emotional control of a five year old
Don't you hate falling asleep on the couch with a glass of wine in your hand? It's like dreaming about peeing and then realizing you've peed the bed only stickier.
Dude we need to hang out soon. I'm in the mood to get arrested again.
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
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