she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
Who the hell brings a 6pack to a party. I'm trying to make mistakes.
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
God damn. I'm really starting to resent babies. They're everywhere. Like fucking land mines.
Drunk you assumed that me saying I thought squirrels were cute meant for you to trap one in my car by luring it in with ham. You're going to hell for this.
It feels like a bunch of leprechauns are using my brain as a soccer ball
Whoops. I'm a horrible gf, I dropped the "I'm looking for jobs in a different city" bomb before I wished him a happy anniversary
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
It's like all the guys I keep around if I wanna have sex with all got mad at the same time. I guess I'll get out my vibrator again.
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
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