I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
You go to school with some of the ugliest girls I've ever seen... How are you not getting laid?
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
I knew she could be a good mother by the way she craddled three 40oz's.
All I want in life is to get high, take a shower, and him to go down on me. Simultaneously. That's legit my idea of heaven.
You will go out on a boat of flames filled with honor, sarcasm, and assholery, let me assure you.
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
Dude, I'm sorry if you saw me getting head in my truck last night. My bad.
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
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