I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
There is a nerf war going on here. I just cleaned the blood out of the fridge
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
Thanks to that wedding, I got to use the term "finger bang" more than I have since high school.
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
He asked me if I want to play Uber Driver, is this some new sex game or is he drunk and asking for a ride home?
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
So you're saying that I ended up challenging a dude to Uno then proceed to punch them in the face?
Grumpy Cat is dead and fuck EVERYTHING.
I'm sitting in the car vaping at an elementary school to try and deal with the stress of existing. About how i thought being 30 would go for me tbh
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
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