I told him it was like a man's penis, but smaller.
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
These pubs in Ireland act like hand jobs aren't the universal currency
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What do I wear to meet his family/put his dog to sleep? Is there even an appropriate outfit for this occasion?
I'm going to buy her a puppy, let her fall in love with it, then kill it in front of her. Does that answer how I feel about her?
ugh... thank God for ATM withdrawal limits. I was drunk enough to give that weird shaped stripper all of my money while making her cry in the back room.
I just conducted a skype meeting drunk and in the middle of a cornfield. I don't even think they noticed.
If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
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Need to spend sober time with him while fully clothed. I can't decide if he's a seriously amazing man or a complete fucking dickbag.
This is me not judging you for what a fine line you draw between the two.
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
He just compared our sex to a grand slam on Wii fitness
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The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
The night went downhill somewhere between the time I was triple fisting smirnoff and when I was throwing up in the yard in nothing but my bra while he talk to me about mashed potatoes
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