Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
dude, I just walked in on your little brother changing clothes...I'm ashamed to say I noticed, but that kid has as MASSIVE cock...
Yeah...we all know. it's the elephant in the room at family gatherings.
that is a frighteningly accurate metaphor for it.
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The kid I'm babysitting just asked if I had a boyfriend. WHY IS A FOUR YEAR OLD MAKING ME FEEL BAD ABOUT MY LIFE
Just witnessed a bar fight started by a guy wearing a construction vest cuz he didn't like the other guys shirt
Waking up next to a 3 inch puddle of water in my kitchen with a bathing suit on...what the fuck went on lastnight
I think a kid would responsible me up
Hindsight: Dressing up in nothing but a bra, booty shorts, and police tape made for the most awkward walk of shame of my life.
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my roommates tied me up with rope and duct tape then left me outside the door to the hot girls' suite on my floor, knocked on the door and ran away leaving me there with a sign that says free
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
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