Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
I masturbated on the webcams with my bf yesterday then typed without washing my hands first... then my roommate used my laptop it was pretty priceless
I gave the naked guy in the hotel hall a pop tart. He stopped crying.
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
her roommates boyfriend drunkenly walked in on us banging and said yeeeeaaaaaahhhh and tried to high five me
Just warning you the last time I had captain Morgan I gave a blow job to a guy that looked like Jesus.
This chick had a microhand. Fucking, like, jerking off a baby carrot would make it look like corn.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
Oh okay well are you handling the "just sex part" like a professional hooker like I taught you?
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
OMG OMG OMG!!!! I made his penis bleed!! I repeat I MADE HIS PENIS BLEED!!!!
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