if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
i'm getting the "you hooked up with my friends" speech from him. i'm returning with the "gotta keep my quota up" speech
Hey Im running from the cops. hiding in a bush. when you're approaching the intersection honk the horn twice and I will come out.
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
He made me write my name on his wall in crayon so he'd be able to remember it in the morning
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
Oh thank Jesus fuck for my shitty infertile womb. Crisis averted
Dude I am allergic to the candy dicks from that sex shop in Vegas. Come take me to hospital right now.
Directions to your booty call: go down the part of Route 66 that has all the car dealerships, motels and bad decisions, go past the Christian college and turn left at the Children's Center.
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
So, I had a dream last night that involved you as an actual cloaked Captain America and a lot of weird sex, and I didn't hate it.
Remember that guy I fucked last month? Well I'm watching his dog this weekend while he's in the Bahamas with his girlfriend. What is my life
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