ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
So the D.A.R.E. essay I helped my tutor kid write won an award. Oh the irony.
i just met rob pattinson in italy. he's so stupid, i feel like i would have to say "your penis goes here!"
the power's out. i'm smoking weed by flashlight
i wish i was dedicated to anything like you are to weed
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
Why is there a frozen condom filled with water in my freezer?
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
You pissed off the back deck while listening to the national anthem from your phone screaming America Fuck Yea to my neighbors
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
I feel like vibrating beds are just synonymous with venereal diseases.
Then when he got home he face timed me and showed me his balls
Masturbating during the Olympics and cumming during the national anthem really is everything it's cracked up to be. Just thought you should know.
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
Omg I just smoked and it was the end so I basically got resin and death, my throat feels like the twilight vampire description of their thirst for blood
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