Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
So I've decided that when I turn 50 and have to have a colonoscopy I'm going to leave a surprise for the doctor to find.
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
The google font looked peculiar last night, but then up close I realized it was just dry vomit.
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just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
He's prob getting laid right now and I'm sitting alone in my duct tape shoes.
Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
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I tried to find the bar, ended up at a car dealership. Then the alarms went off.
I'm so jealous of your sex life. You know it's awesome when thinking about the sex you had last night brings you tears of joy.
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
I woke up with a shot glass nestled between my boobs like a baby bird.
I’ve been home 1 day and already had sex with my ex and got a blowie from her cousin and currently I’m getting molested by a cougar at the bar!!!! Plenty to give thanks for this year!!!!
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