How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
Mom just apologized for her lack of a gag reflex not being genetic.
Clearly I understand physics better when I'm on cocaine
Okay, lets just agree to keep all cutlery related activities to a minimum.
I never thought I'd say this, but there is a life threatening amount of rumpleminz in our freezer
I GOT A VENDING MACHINE FOR OUR LIVING ROOM
So I have a scar from when the stripper tore off my underwear .... Best birthday ever
I've learned life lessons in Vegas. Mostly, drugs are cheaper than alcohol.
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
Note to self: I can rip apart her vagina and she'll still cuddle with me, but if I steal her Chapstick she'll murder me !?
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