Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
The only thing I have to prove last night happened is a fireman's hat full of puke.
I just found a bottle of gin in my vegetable crisper. Party is back on.
This is the last weekend of getting drunk and having sex all nite with the plumber. I'm exhausted all weekend and I'm never going to finish the remodel at this rate
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
you can officially check off peeing off the 5th floor while shouting "I want to break the guinness world record for longest piss stream" off your college to do list.
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
she pretty much pinned my hand to her boob "on accident" for like 10 seconds before she moved. Waiting the rest of the night was just a formality.
In the ER with Chelz, I may have broken her ankle during sex. Lovely.
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
I don't think it's ever a good night if I'm this hung over and I didn't even get an orgasm out of the deal...
What happened to you last night?
SO. MANY. SHOTS.
Randomize
