Food network will be on but we won't be watching
O by "watching" I mean "background noise"
I have no voice and feel like lukewarm beer.
Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
just won a stolen shopping cart in a dance off in a parking lot.
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the girl sitting next to me in class is using her birth control box as a ruler
I just realized that I'm gonna have to lower my standards if I want random head.
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
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he told me he was a Boston Bruins fan so I took his hat into the bathroom and peed in it...I've never been a prouder Ranger fan
i want to live in a society where a 20 year old can wear pigtails and not get them called handlebars, because i look fucking adorable in them.
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
WE'RE NOT MAKING A DICK PIZZA OKAY
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
I was so high last night that at one point I kept licking his neck saying he tasted like soap and truffles.
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