So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
I accidentally screamed the wrong name last night. He stopped for a second, said "fuck it, you're too hot to care," and then continued fucking me.
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
Put an egg in my coffee filter this morning. I think I am still drunk.
But seriously. What possible excuse could I come up with to ditch my parents on Christmas to go fuck him?
Apparently nick called me at 3 in the morning looking for you because you ate your keys and ran away..do I need to call an ambulance.
The guy that stalks me just looked out his window and saw me in his neighbor's hot tub. Get your shit ready the fraternity wars are starting.
I would say that that is the last time I ever drink a bottle of jack in two hours, but really who am I kidding?
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
There's a set of buzz lightyear wings in lost and found at work. I just need access to your roof.
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
I don’t know whether to call out sick or call in drunk
Yeah, we got drunk and stole road signs.
Randomize
