I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
Meh. I'll learn enough German to ask her for a handjob, then I'm out
You never cease to amaze me.
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
Those motion detector trash cans don't work fast enough to catch puke.
look, i dont wanna be "that girl" but if someone offers me coke in exchange for sex, i cant say no.
What's up with the fire hydrant in the laundry room?
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
You rolled onto your side and told me 'this is the recovery position'. That was after you were stoned. You've done this way too much.
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
Randomize