never play flip cup with pint glasses
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
I'm eating mac and cheese for dinner that way when I puke later it'll be festive halloween orange.
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
Did you ever stop and think that god invented whiskey dick specifically for me
My roommate made me a peanut butter and sprinkles sandwich. Maybe tonight isn't that bad
Just thought of the perfect gift for mom.... how about not telling her about my fourth open intoxicant ticket I got last night?
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
Randomize
