I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
I read the police report. You asked the cop if you could use his in-car computer to update your facebook. No way you get out of a DUI.
My STD test came back clean. I'd like to thank all the guys I've slept with, they made this possible. I want to say thanks to all my friends, for believing in me living up to the full slut potential. And last but not least, I'd like to thank alcohol. I wouldn't be who I am today w/out you. I feel like I need to frame this...
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
I made him a flow chart of what to do if I got arrested.
I went around and congratulated every guy that had a beard for having one
Goddamn tequila
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
Day two of not drinking, I think my cat is trying to eat me.
Psychosis secondary to sobriety???
I think I'm just going to go like every guy on tinder who has a jetski. I'm doing this for us, Summer is coming.
All you need for a happy life is Jameson and slippers
Went to bed still wearing my bralette. When I was changing this morning, a Tootsie Roll fell out. I'm definitely living my best life.
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