if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
i can't believe i brushed your teeth last night. so drunk.
There is no way that a naked man in your kitchen can be explained-away as a "misunderstanding."
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
So in Aca Taco on grad night 1am, this bitch walks in alone drunk as fuck in her gown to the front of the line and says, "I graduated today...thank YOU"
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
Just watched my entire extended family eat salad out of the bowl i threw up in last night.
Something like that. Healthy diet of beer, ranch sunflower seeds and sex keeps me young.
Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
I serenaded the cat in the hat for a few 90s songs but idk who he is
Good news!! I can adult!! 😂 turning down the strip club on a weeknight has become my crowning achievement ðŸ˜ðŸ˜‚
I'm at the fucking ritz Carlton and I would leave here to cuddle with her. Not even fuck, just cuddle. What th hell is wrong with me?
I think it's called love, bro
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