If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
the lady at Walgreens winked at me when i asked where the cherry chapstick was... damn u katy perry!
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
Changing from sweatpants to jeans at 3 in the afternoon makes the day seem so much more productive than it actually was.
I thought we agreed, no more super glueing action figures to my dick
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
You can't buy drugs with a ziplock bag full of quarters, chuck-e-cheese coins, and a starbucks giftcard.
watch me
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
Guys always stop talking to me right around the point that if they bought me food a couple times I would probably have sex with them.
Ims textiofg thsi woht my noes bcuz my hansd aer stli handcuffde to teh bedfrme. Help me
I chatted up the pastor's son on Grindr during the service. Still ridiculing my decision to go to church this morning?
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
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