I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
WISH UPON A TAMPON
They constantly get farther than me.
tampons.
Im making the walk of shame with half a box of pizza, its like when youre little and you get a goodie bag leaving the party
It's like God was speaking to me through a penis.
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Apparently 'she used to sleep with my brother' is not an acceptable answer to how do you know each other.
You left for an hour, then walked up to us at the bar, pulled 80 dollars out of your bra and yelled " drinks are on him".
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
I know we said we never would. But try fucking a fat guy. He put in so much more effort and then made me waffles.
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
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This guy kept trying to use "see? I'm clean. Cleared by the plasma place today." as a pick up line. This is not okay.
Next time, please cut me off before I'm at the point of pooping in the bathtub again
I figured it out! The supermoon explains how I managed to have sex with 3 dudes in 3 nights without leaving the apartment.
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
I've never been so drunk at home. I just sat on the toilet playing with toilet paper for ten minutes, I almost made a paper crane.
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
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