he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
I vaguely remember taking a yard light, holding it up like the statue of liberty, and all of us at the party chanting the national anthem. What a glorious night
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
I drank enough to tranq a steed. You really missed out
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
We smoked before the sunrise hike. I ended up eating a banana and singing Circle of Life as the sun rose over the horizon.
The girl I was Skype sexing just asked for a moment of silence for robin Williams.
Finding out you're not a mother on Mother's Day >>>
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
Seeing my ex post concert Snapchat videos as an Instagram really reinforces that I made the right choice...
It is NEVER not funny to me when I am sitting at a table and I've touched the dicks of every single person I'm sitting with.
I’ve gone two rounds already this morning and I’m ready for a third. The moon is in the house of sluticus hornius.
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