I feel miserable, can't drink that much when I go out
We've been saying that since '98
so I was just driving high and I stopped to let a pinecone cross the road because I thought it was a hedgehog.
Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
I am seriously considering thanking Macallan 18 in my thesis acknowledgments.
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
They were actually really boring considering how we met them.
howd you meet them?
They got shit-faced and decided to take a train to a city none of them had ever been to. We found them wandering the ghetto, with a bottle of gin and singing Disney songs.
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
I guess I really am the only person in this world who can successfully have a no-strings-attached threesome on the beach.
IF I CAN STICK YOUR DICK IN MY MOUTH, I CAN STICK MY GUM ON YOUR NIGHTSTAND.
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
I’m not lawful evil! I do evil things because I want to, not because of the law
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