Why can't we have signs that automatically flash on our foreheads that say not interested when gross ugly guys come around, like those glasses that get dark when the sun comes out?
Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
when did we get so old that our friends started having LEGITIMATE children?
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
I know it's pride week, but your asshole is just never supposed to taste like banana.
I've woken up in some weird places in my lifetime, but never in a tent in my own garage.
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
Curing hangovers with more alcohol was a great idea for the first five days
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
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