What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
she's about as cool as a sandpaper handjob.
Banned from zoo.
Again?
i an so hammered right now. I'm about to pass out but i just found the lion king dvd and i'm so happy words don't even describe.
I'm gonna name my first kid mufasa regardless if It's a boy or girl
Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
Fuck my life, there's a fry in my vagina.
Got laid at work. Yes, AT work, why they let me run this tennis center by myself speaks to their poor judge of character.
I should probably stop recommending my dentist to the different guys I'm seeing. That could be awkward in the future.
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
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