Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
Shark Week may as well be Shark Weed.
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
Wine floats aren't as good of an idea as they seem
Maybe shotgunning 4 days after oral surgery wasn't such a good idea after all...
I really hope jumping jacks prevent pregancy because I'm kind of banking on it right now, do you know why there's a unicycle in the corner of my room?
ERIN AND I ARE GETTING MATCHING VIBRATORS. I'M PEER PRESSURING YOU INTO JOINING THE CLUB. Besides we're the three best friends that anyone could have, you better not ruin that by being a pussy and not treating your pussy to awesomeness. That is all.
she pretty much pinned my hand to her boob "on accident" for like 10 seconds before she moved. Waiting the rest of the night was just a formality.
Wow my largely unnecessary pool of lizard-related knowledge finally came in handy. Are you proud?
I don't know what to say
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
I started the day with dreams of getting laid and ended it with the reality of eating Taco Bell in my bed with my dog.
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
Last night’s booty call turned into a cuddlefest. Get your game face on, we’re hunting dick tonight
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