Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
I can no longer count the number of girls I've banged on my fingers and toes. It's like being born again.
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
U just looked at me and said "wake me up when I'm done eating"
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
I was rolling balls and tried to donate blood as an act of kindness to the sick person who would receive it
broke the door off of my fridge tryin to have a indoor rodeo
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
We should drive around in your Jeep on snow days and get stoned while we help random strangers stuck in the snow. So much good karma.
I gave him a BJ and he left. Coincidentally that's the name of my memoir.
I'm finally in my bed, my pants are off, and there's no pee on my carpet this is the best life has been all day
You came out of your room naked under your open robe with a mouth full of brownie on a stick and grabbed a fistful of fruit loops and shoved them into your already full mouth.
it's like that time i was drunk at relay for life. but with balloon animals...
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
I'm not saying it wasn't great. I'm just saying sleeping with a gassy, depressed,45 year old mother was a different experience. Would do it again though.
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