yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
I found a vibrator in my car and it's not mine...this is becoming a weird day.
Ya know, in a round about way coinstar is just a glorified vending machine for all my bad choices.
I'm pretty sure we organized our beer pong teams according to who's been circumsized...
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
Just had that moment when you realize the two drunk women shoving all their money down your clothes were your middle school teachers...
Is it sad that I have better conversations with his roommate before or after sex than I do with him in general?
She actually was beyond drunk but she for some reason kept calling herself a demigod and made me drive her to a bookstore
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
I have to sleep with him. We're too much alike. It's like clash of the titans, except instead of clashing, he's putting it in me.
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
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