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thanks 4 putting "im not your boyfriend baby" on my sex playlist. she just got pissed and left.
Just used a champagne bottle to outline a trigonometric circle for math 104.. should i give up on life now or later?
I like my landing strip. Makes me feel sophisticated.
What you did last night can never be called sophisticated. I don't care how you trim your pubes.
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You were fucked up like a footballbat trying to eat gum off your shoe. And that wasn't even the nights lowest point.
'Well you know, stuff happens' isn't really an excuse for sticking a cheeto in my ear
If you asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be today, I can pretty much guarantee I wouldn't have replied with "buying hemorrhoid cream on Bourbon St at 7am"
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
It is unclear if my flaming esophagus is hangover induced.
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I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
He made me a flamingo drink and now I don't know why things are the way they are.
All I need to do is acquire a Shrek costume.
Please don't traumatize your girlfriend too terribly. Have fun.
So I think I've successful blown my foot off in a way that's going to make you call me an idiot.
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
Tell me why I woke up with your dads construction shirt on, nothing else, and had jelly donuts with a note from a girl named cathryn that said "we had a kinky night with peanut butter". p.s. Im by the layin by the lawnmower
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