you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
Jesus wouldn't steal pop tarts. So why did you?
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
I get a nice feeling when i open my fridge and see it filled with thirty beers and half a leftover jimmy johns pickle.
I always know the weekend is over when the real license comes out and the fake goes back into the hiding spot.
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
I can hear her blowing you man. All I hear is her saying 'yeah' over and over again.
If I get laid, we are framing that mattress and hanging it on the wall as the place we both lost our virginities.
How do I explain the handcuffs and tanning goggles on our living room floor? There's rope too. The cats love the rope.
We could make it cute. Like "oh those two cute lesbians who are about five foot two who sell the cocaine down the street. You know the ones? With the Yorkies?"
i swear to god if you did anything to my honey bunches ill remove all the oats and shove them up your dickhole then play pinata with my foot to knock them all back out
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
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