just gave a homeless man a kiss in exchange for two handles
exact location. now.
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
they made me velveta mac and cheese and fish. I wanna stay here the rest of my life
So I'm on the can right now reading a court transcript for an appeal. Some dude is paying $155 an hour for me to take a shit.
I'm not sure what happened last night, but my turtle seems afraid of me.
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
A worker across the alley is wearing your sombrero sans cat barf.
I am eating deep fried cinnamon rolls and I found a lighter in my sprinkles. I miss you.
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
You should make us a hot pocket to split while I go throw up.
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
I gave him a hand job in the parking lot... now he thinks we're meant for each other...
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