What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
Hey I never found my wallet but i did find a bag of 14 soft taco supremes
I have your wallet. Trade you for the tacos.
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
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Do you think she hates me because I thought her roommate's name actually was Butterface?
We were laying in the basement dry humping to the rhythm of the washing machine
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
Like, actually questioning if you ate dog shit last night
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
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in other news i'm homewrecking via instagram
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
Code 10 We gotta leave. Now. I took a dump in the upstairs toilet and its clogged and overflowing, and believe me I don't want to have to explain myself to this frat on parents weekend.
We also had rum, but now that's all gone. Which I feel is appropriate for a pirate party.
Wore a burger king crown while giving head still drunk this morning #blessed
I love that my family celebrates every holiday with a joint. Chanukah? Mazel-juana! Easter? What's more spring than the color green? Election day? What better way to celebrate democracy in action than medical pot?
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