can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
You wouldn't stop asking the hibachi cook if his knife was a hattori hanzo
How are you feeling today?
i could've thrown up on command at any point today...
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
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She literally called herself a shamefully bad decision. Of course I slept with her. Best bad decision ever
surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
the girl peeing in the stall next to mine has really cute shoes. on a scale of 1 to restraining order, how weird would it be to compliment them from in here?
I think there's a website warning girls about me based on the 4 who approached me separately tonight and called me evil. Fuckyoudave.com?
Literally got mad at him this morning because we didn't have time to have sex for a third time. I think I'm getting greedy.
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He handed me a temporary tattoo and said cover the hickey up with this
I can't tell if my roommate is crying or having sex and the fact that there's anime in the background is only making this more confusing
He left a full handprint on my ass. He called it a "five-star review."
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
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