So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
Just checked an empty cooler on the flight to Notre Dame. You don't have to tell me you're jealous, I already know.
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
She's the one that asked you what my favorite color was & handed you a piece of bacon
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
She bought my penis dinner and beer last night. Her words
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
Someone just asked me why I drink so much. Im gonna slap a bitch
you're telling me you don't want to have sex 30,000 feet above the earth?
Omg I joined a choir last night...
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
You don't make any sense
TEQUILA
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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