i told the doctor i drank a college amount of alcohol. judgemental prick
I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
new years resolution, not be in jail at midnight for 3rd year in a row.
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
I told him to pick up the beer can he threw in front of the police station. So he gets out chugs whatever's left and throws it back and says ok let's go.
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
Also I just had a pointless meeting and the only thing I accomplished were my kegals
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
She meowed at me. Repeatedly. Then she asked what was wrong with me because I didn't understand her.
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