K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
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I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
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You can't start the super bowl without starting a kitchen fire making cole slaw. Its unamerican.
I don't even want to know
I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to be half naked and covered in glitter without facing judgement or legal prosecution. I'll be there.
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
I woke up in bed spooning a vacuum cleaner
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