i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
Judging by the amount of alcohol multiplied by the amount of her exes here, tonight will be ending in tears.
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
I am not going to ask my mother to pause a movie so I can have phone sex.
When we were done making out, some guy ran into the room yelling, "I'll save you Brandon! I'll save you!"
That doesn't mean I'm a slut. Unless McFlurries are involved.
I will rub McFlurries all over you.
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
He came over to use the microwave, said he needed to heat up some urine.
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
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